Hamlet Act scene 1and 2

My father has gone down to talk to Hamlet mother to tell them of his strange behavior. My father is probably going to tell them that he is crazy in love with me. My father has plan he wants me to sit and read a prayer book and wait till Hamlet comes, while they hid behind and spy on them. To see if the reason that Hamlet has gone crazy is because of me.

Hamlet Act 2 scene 1and 2

Father am I so scared right now, I was in my room sewing when I see that Hamlet came in with no hat. He look like he was out of it then he came up to me, I don't know if hes crazy with love. But it seems that he is going crazy at this moment. Then he grab my wrist hard and kept staring at me like an artist about to paint a painting. It was horrible I was so scared, he looked like he was out of it.

Hamlet Act 1 scene 1

Oh my poor Hamlet I have heard of his father death. He must be so upset right with this horrible tragedy that has happen. I wish I could be by his side to support him, cause of his father death. But to bad I can not be by his side to help in his time of need. I would try to contact to see how he is doing. And to make worst his dear mother has already married someone else to replace his father. He must be feeling horrible right now cause his father just die and his mother married his uncle. 

Seven Rule Polnoius give to his son

Don’t say what you’re thinking, and don’t be too quick to act on what you think
Be friendly to people but don’t overdo it.
Once you’ve tested out your friends and found them trustworthy, hold onto them
Don’t be quick to pick a fight, but once you’re in one, hold your own.
Listen to many people, but talk to few
Hear everyone’s opinion, but reserve your judgment.
Don’t borrow money and don’t lend it, since when you lend to a friend, you often lose the friendship as well as the money, and borrowing turns a person into a spendthrift

hamlet Act 1 scene 3

My brother well be leaving soon, he doubts that i well write to him when he leaves. But I assure him that I well not forget to write him. My brother tells me that Hamlet does not like me serious that he would get over it sooner or later. My brother keeps waring me be careful of him, my brother just lecture me to before careful of Hamlet not to give to temptation. Then my brother leaves and  Polonius comes and asked me what he told me and I tell him my brother just warned me of Hamlet.

Hamlet Comic

comic

http://townhall.com/political-cartoons/ericallie

This comic is satirizing how Obama does not have a plan to stop what is going on in Libya. It is using exaggeration because in the picture Obama is near a board that is clear with nothing on it.

http://www.bigislandchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/greg-henkel.jpg

This comic is satirizing how people prefer to go eat fast food then cook their own food. This is an exaggeration because as the people are going they are coming out fast and fat.

Movie scene

Scary movie 4 May 3 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuyiCASmYJc&feature=related&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1

This is satirizing the movie The Grudge. The method they are using is parody to make fun of the brands names.

Date movie June 6 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzmkskEbxsA&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1

This is satirizing the scene in Meet the Fockers where there at the table for the rehearsal dinner. The method they are using is exaggeration because of the action the character are doing and on the song lyrics.

Wii fit commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYBmAVuBns&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1

This is satirizing the wii fit and how little kids do not go outside anymore. The method they are using is a parody because it’s saying how kids play to much video games.

Nutrisystem commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoQtmnDz84&feature=related&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1

This is satirizing how people are trying to find an easier way to lose weight without having to exercise. The method they are using is parody to show how people are too lazy to go out and exercise.